- Really wanna thank u all for helping me get my avo so ripe so quick. You guys & me are like salt & pepper. We make avo on toast goood.
- If you haven't seen This Is Littleton, you should watch it now. Only one more ep to go. This Thursday, 9:30am. ABC2! http://t.co/oKpHXMb8YC
- Last tweet was about $$ but some still replyin to hard avo chat so I feel like dudes are suggesting I keep my receipts in a bag with bananas
- Well, I now know what fruits aren't attracted to each other. Three reports so far suggesting that an avo will go soft when near a banana.
- Hey is it possible to stare at a rock hard avo to make it ripen quicker? Asking for a friend... (my friend is tomorrow's piece of toast).
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The last month has been full-on. Edinburgh was everything I could’ve imagined (plus a killer flu), and the gigs at the Soho Theatre have been awesome. I got nominated for an Edinburgh Comedy Award which definitely made the killer flu worth it. I’ll be on the TV back in Australia pretty...04/09/2013
We won! Best of the Fest (Local) at the Sydney Comedy Festival 2013. We spent the night popping bottles and pretending we were in a low-budget hip-hop video. I’ve just spent the last 4 weeks on the Melbourne Comedy Festival Roadshow. So excellent. In Canberra, Jordan from Axis of Awesome taught us...18/06/2013
There is a wasp in my loungeroom and it doesn’t seem to want to leave. I really don’t know what to do about it. I’m keeping the door open so that it flies out, but I’m starting to get paranoid that it’s just going to call its mates and...29/04/2013
It’s the second day of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival , and it’s been so freaking awesome. Triple J‘s Good Az Friday was dope as, and I’m seriously looking forward to hosting the RAW grand final in a couple of weeks. I made this film clip for one of...29/03/2013