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Latest tweets

  • The ad for Nair's "toffee apple sugar wax" made it look and sound delicious until I realised it was for hair removal.
  • lol the latest toys have Thomas doing daredevil stunts as if he ain't just some lazy-ass tank engine pissing off controllers all the time.
  • Peeps who post pics of themselves looking great knowing full well that ur next to them looking all gamen-az are the worst kind of friend.
  • Oh dear. Things really aren't working out for Brisbane Roar at the moment, are they?
  • While there's nothing funny about the original, I find this pretty amusing: 10 Hrs of Walking in NYC for a white guy:
  • Glass-face guy gets me every time.... triple_j #RaveNShave


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Latest news

  • It’s Been Too Long…

    Wow. I’ve finally learnt how to update my webpage, and it’s only taken a year! A fair bit has happened since the last post. I came back from Edinburgh, wrote & acted in a ABC2 show called This is Littleton, hosted a TV Conditioner and a moisturizer being iphone...

  • Edinburgh & Soho

    The last month has been full-on. Edinburgh was everything I could’ve imagined (plus a killer flu), and the gigs at the Soho Theatre have been awesome. I got nominated for an Edinburgh Comedy Award which definitely made the killer flu worth it. I’ll All cuts softens how can i...

  • Awards, Roadshow & Edinburgh

    We won! Best of the Fest (Local) at the Sydney Comedy Festival 2013. We spent the night popping bottles and pretending we were in a low-budget hip-hop video. I’ve just spent the last 4 weeks on the Melbourne Comedy Festival Roadshow. So excellent. In Canberra, Jordan from Axis of...

  • Sydney Comedy Festival

    There is a wasp in my loungeroom and it doesn’t seem to want to leave. I really don’t know what to do about it. I’m keeping the door open so that it flies out, but I’m starting to get paranoid that it’s just going to call its mates and...


Latest from Facebook

One day I'm gonna invent unfoggable sushi train plate covers and then I'm gonna buy a large country.

Posted 1 week, 2 days ago

The episode of It's A Date that Celia Pacquola and I are in airs tonight. 9pm. ABC. Hope you like...!

Posted 2 weeks, 1 day ago

Hey thanks to everyone who came to my work in progress show at Sydney Fringe over the past week! You guys are all rad. Chur.

Posted 3 weeks, 4 days ago

My friends are trying to make a short film which is never nearly as easy as it might sound. Especially if it's going to be good. Check out the idea and help them out if you've got a couple extra clams...

A woman stranded in the Australian Outback. How did she end up there?

Posted 4 weeks, 1 day ago